Southern Medical Terms
Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
Artery......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria..................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan...................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize..................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................ A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
D&C............................ Where Washington is.
Dilate........................... To live long.
Enema.......................... Not a friend.
Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................... A small lie.
Genital.......................... Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.
Hang nail....................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.................... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node............................ I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear.................... A fatherhood test.
Pelvis............................ Second cousin to Elvis.
Post-Operative.............. A letter carrier.
Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.......................... At least a two car crash.
Secretion....................... Hiding something.
Seizure........................... Roman emperor.
Tablet............................ A small table.
Terminal Illness.............. Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor...........................One plus one more.
Urine............................. Opposite of you're out.
Varicose........................ Near by/close by